Chorus 1:
I got my phone, wallet, and keys, I, I got what I need, I’m
I’m ready to leave, I’m I’m ready to leave
I got my phone, phone, wallet, and keys, I, I got what I need, I’m
I’m ready to leave, I’m I’m ready to leave

Chorus 2:
I got my phone, check, wallet, check, keys, check, Go
I got my phone, check, wallet, check, keys, check, Go
I got my phone, check, wallet, check, keys, check, Go
I got my phone, check, wallet, check, keys, check, Go

Verse 1:
I got my phone and my wallet, but I left my keys at home,
So now I’m all alone, sitting on these steps of stone, tryna ta
Figure out, how I could get inside
Cuz’ it’s a six story building and I live on 5, AND
I can’t fly and there’s nothing to climb
Like a patio or drain pipe I could use like a vine, SO
Should I roll something and get high and wait
- Or just head out to the bars ‘cuz its kind late, AND
I don’t know when my landlord’ll get back,
And I’m the type of dude that adapts to a set back, SO
Off I go, to the watering hole, where it’s
Nice and dark and no charlatans go, Gotta
Call from my friend who was already there, he said
To hurry the fuck up ‘cuz he just bought me a beer, So
Where I’m gon’ sleep may not really be clear,
But after 20 Rainiers, man, I don’t think I’ll care, Long as….


Chorus 1:
I got my phone, wallet, and keys, I, I got what I need, I’m
I’m ready to leave, I’m I’m ready to leave
I got my phone, phone, wallet, and keys, I, I got what I need, I’m
I’m ready to leave, I’m I’m ready to leave

Chorus 2:
I got my phone, check, wallet, check, keys, check, Go
I got my phone, check, wallet, check, keys, check, Go
I got my phone, check, wallet, check, keys, check, Go
I got my phone, check, wallet, check, keys, check, Go

I got my phone and my keys, but I left my wallet at work
I guess that’s what I deserve, for shopping online for shirts, instead a
-Doing what I’m paid to do
But that shit is hella boring and I hate it dude, So
Here I am with no cash in hand, gotta
Date at eight, but got no game plan, guess I’ll
Head back home, try to scrounge for change, and just
Pray the girl’s a smoker, I got pounds for days, digging
Through my pockets found like 13 bucks,
Just enough to buy some chicken and two bottles of chuck, text her
-Ask her if she’ll let me cook tonight
She said depends on what you cookin’ and if you cookin’ it right, I am
Fried chicken, rice, salad, cheap vino, got it
Cook-cookin, smelling good up in the kitchen, chronic
Butter, drizzled, on the top make it extra rich
No money still grubbin’ with a sexy bitch




Chorus 1:
I got my phone, wallet, and keys, I, I got what I need, I’m
I’m ready to leave, I’m I’m ready to leave
I got my phone, phone, wallet, and keys, I, I got what I need, I’m
I’m ready to leave, I’m I’m ready to leave

Chorus 2:
I got my phone, check, wallet, check, keys, check, Go
I got my phone, check, wallet, check, keys, check, Go
I got my phone, check, wallet, check, keys, check, Go
I got my phone, check, wallet, check, keys, check, Go


I got my wallet and my keys but I’ve mis-placed my phone
Guess that’s what one should expect, getting shit faced alone, I was
Taking pulls to my own damn health, sippin’
Irony, while the ice cubes melt, woke up
In the hallway right outside of my door
Apologies to my neighbors if I started to snore, got up
Hella slow, then I headed inside, grabbed a
Pedialyte, It’s my medicine time, guzzle
Popped an aspirin then I showered and shaved
Last thing I remember we were out at a rave, rolling
At a warehouse underneath of some bridge
And I’m sure I had my phone then, cuz’ I was sneaking some pics, of
All the kiddies in their pretty lil outfits
Phone was on low battery, was looking for outlet
Couldn’t find one so I took my phone and dropped it
Right into my front left pocket (got it)




Chorus 1:
I got my phone, phone, wallet, and keys, I, I got what I need, I’m
I’m ready to leave, I’m I’m ready to leave
I got my phone, wallet, and keys, I, I got what I need, I’m
I’m ready to leave, I’m I’m ready to leave

Chorus 2:
I got my phone, check, wallet, check, keys, check, Go
I got my phone, check, wallet, check, keys, check, Go
I got my phone, check, wallet, check, keys, check, Go
I got my phone, check, wallet, check, keys, check, Go